We Like To Have Fun

"There is no "can't" in the bright lexicon of youth."

- William James

Always remember kids...

When God closes a door, he opens a glycogen window.

True Love At The Diner- D&G Reunion June 2010

Brian Eno's Religious Roots

Is it just me, or does Eno's "Deep Blue Day" remind you of the great Christmas carol, "Little Drummer Boy"?

See for yourself.

Chasing A Dream- The Countdown

5 days to go.

Diamond and Gem will be reunited with The Gordo, His Gordoness, or El Gordorino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

A special shoutout to team "The Zoo '09"

Dougan Khim of Novus Clothing

Oscar Hernandez, El Mexicano

Sam "Face" Arras

Public Displays of Affection

I watched a homeless man light up in the subway late last night. Which made me ponder the obvious question: how much sex do homeless people have? And if they are homeless and having sex, does it render them all immediately sex offenders? And if they are committing a crime, how many get arrested/charged?

Just curious.

The Cover Letter

Having trouble writing an essay? Just stop. Attach this and all will be well.

"Dear Professor,
The things that I understood in this paper were few and far between because I may be slightly retarded. But as we are still looking into it, and results will not be conclusive until after this paper is due, I cannot be held accountable for any of the material. Case and point, I am retarded.
Moving on, I may or may not have farted in a jar and mailed it to your department. If it arrives please be cautious as it may cause fainting, seizures, irritable bowel syndrome, hemorrhoids, assburgers* and a cornucopia of STDs. Open near a window. Make sure all the women and children are covered in cheese cloth as this will act as a filtration system. Please be advised that if you would like another jar, I will be eating more green curry this evening and would be delighted to send some along.
All my best,
____________"

Adventures of Buxom Bruxism

"I sleep with a night guard"
"You what?"
"I sleep with a night guard"
"..."
"For clenching and grinding my teeth"
"Oh I thought you meant the night security guard who works at your building"

My roommate asked me a few weeks ago if I clean my night guard, as they get pretty gross with built up spit and bacteria, not to mention the fact that I leave it on a dusty shelf everyday. So, I quickly responded with an aggressive "Um...duh." I was so offended. That is, until I realized last week that I can't remember ever having washed it in the 6 months I've had it.