Who Can Run For Senate?

Apparently anybody, as is being demonstrated by Christine O'Donnell, the recently nominated Republican Senate candidate from Delaware.

I too have yet to receive my Bachelor's degree; I too earned less than $6,000 last year; I too do not own my own house.

So, in lieu of this new information, I hereby announce my decision to run for Senator from Pennsylvania. I will battle Jim Schneller for Tea Party support. And probably beat him because the less you know the more Republicans like you.

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