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Diamond and Gem

July 2007

Hurray for Boobies!

Here at Memorandum In Tandem, we are offering the exclusive introduction of what promises to be the best event of the millennium. The IBC. For those of you unfamiliar or illiterate, that stands for the International Breast Convention. This year we expect to see breasts of all shapes, colors, density, weight, length, ethnicities and my favorite category, perkiness. Hosted in the heart of the Live Free or Die state, New Hampshire, the IBC is excited to open its arms to breasts everywhere.

We wanted to take this moment to thank the sponsors, IBC Root Beer for their support of such a revolutionary gathering of breasts.

Over the years, the IBConvention has been the subject of much controversy. In an effort to clear the air, we would like to state that the International Breast Convention does not discriminate on the basis of gender. It is not just a forum for women to expose and discuss their breasts- recent reports have shown a slight increase in appreciation of male breasts.

So make your way to The Granite State for some of the most magnificent mammary glands you will ever feast your eyes on.

Fitness Freak From Our Preferred Greek Isle (Lesbos)

Helmet bouffant + graphic short sleeve button down = former teen heartthrob

Les McKeown: wildest eyebrows and strongest jaw of 1976.

Sexual Wisdom From A Sexual Master

Jean-Paul Sartre said of Jean Cocteau

"He preferred masturbation to any other sexual experience because the pleasure of giving exactly equalled that of receiving."

Lydia Davis' Guide to Life

I took a course called "Postmodern American Fiction". After all was said and done, this was the only thing worth a damn.
BORING FRIENDS

We know only four boring people. The rest of our friends we find very interesting. However, most of the friends we find interesting find us boring: the most interesting find us the most boring. The few who are somewhere in the middle, with whom there is reciprocal interest, we distrust: at any moment, we feel, they may become too interesting for us, or we too interesting for them.

~Lydia Davis

Greco-Roman Homoeroticism

"Oh Xerxes! Scissor me timbers!!!"

Circa 2005

Early work about a now ubiquitous topic

Milton Academy has long been recognized as the premiere preparatory school for hair styles. The senior class represents a vernacular variety and will be remembered for their inspirational initiative. We have looked to them for guidance and will continue to admire them for their illumination and enlightenment. Some noteworthy members of the class of 2007 deserve to be acknowledged for their sheer brilliance. Trevor Prophet, a latter day Jesus, resonates biblical charm. In this spirit of religious experiences, a one Patrick Swayze comes to mind. William Driscoll embodies this image. The vision of his blonde locks cascading down the nape of his neck makes any young woman feel like Jennifer Grey. Another young blonde should be considered: Rio Cleaver with his Ken-Doll curls brings us back to days of old when young children would force their Barbie’s upon each other. On the topic of curls, two sons of Israel express their spirituality through their voluptuous Jewish afros. Charlie Posner and Samuel Bodkin exude visions of Abraham and Moses. They are our direct link with the gods. The goddess of Milton hair can only be Kelsey Hudson. Like the bountiful wheat that Mother Nature provides us, Kelsey’s hair shimmers like dancing woodland sprites in the moonlight. In another, separate night of steamy passion, Hathaway house proved itself worthy of hair glory when two members of its senior class opted to sacrifice their hair to the gods of locks. Reya Sehgal and Alene Rhea gave the ultimate gift. Losing their respectively black Hindu and purple snake-like hair took courage and perseverance.

Representing bravery and noblesse, John Shepard could be described as an amalgamation of flow. In an act of stupendous originality, John Ghublikian has achieved the impossible: Asian flow. Twisting the continental divide, Henry Parr has the ability to stun the world with his Asian mushroom. Crossing the Himalayas we stumble upon Adit Basheer, who we mistake for the Tintin of the east. Character resemblances abound in the senior class. Myung Ju Kim darts about like an anime crime fighting princess ready to save us all with her martial arts skills and fire breath. Rainbow Bright bounces to and fro, nimbly and dexterously spreading goodwill towards men and peace on earth. With a pep in her step, Amanda Estevez, brought light-heartedness and fun to her freshman class while simultaneously achieving the most colors ever sported in one head of hair. Equally exciting, the horse’s mane that is Grey Davidson’s hair puts any healthy headed lady to shame with its tumbling mass of waves. Lindsay Dono, with her corkscrews of blonde bliss, is reminiscent of a Boticelli cherub, serene and angelic. Following ancient Native American fertility rites, Justin Kahn shaved off all but a strip of fur representing a young Cherokee boy embarking on a vision quest. Symbolizing the pride of another thriving culture, AJ Harris picks his hair with the fervor of a prophet preaching the gospel of the Gods.

Chim Chimany Chim Chimany Chim Chim Charoo

Our new line of hats, modeled after the Chimneys of New York City.

Introducing the wonderful, the magnificent, the critically acclaimed...

C-String thong.

The ultimate in crotch clenching excellence.

http://www.lou-christie.com/tour.html

Dates for Lou Christie Tour 2010.

Diamond and Gem will be there.