Diamond and Gem Mind The Buzzcocks

We were recently introduced to the Red Button Series, the part of Never Mind the Buzzcocks when Phil Jupitus and Noel Fielding verbally spar over pressing issues like U2 vs R2D2, Cat Steven vs Cats, and Coldsores vs Coldplay.

In this vein we bring you the first installment of our own contribution to their noble efforts.

Aerosmith vs Aerosoles

One is the quintessential American rock band. The other, comfortable and sturdy foot apparel for the stylish woman with bunions.

You Decide

A Very Merry Happy Anniversary to us

It seems as though our server here at Memorandum in Tandem fell prey to the deadly Y2K virus, causing us to completely miss our one year anniversary. Our interns and IT department are working around the clock to fix the situation...

Nevertheless, congratulations to us for a successful year of up to the minute professional journalism and cutting edge style that never ceases to inspire.

We look forward to another great year supplying the masses with their fill of divine bravura.

The Hair Scarf

Tired of short hair? Don't have the patience to grow it out? Wish there was an alternative to hair extensions to give you luscious locks at a moments notice?

From the company that brought you the revolutionaryBump-It's, Memorandum in Tandem is teaming up with Bernard James' line Hunt and Gather to bring you the latest in haute couture accessories. An innovation sure to make waves in the fashion world.

The Hair Scarf.

This scarf made out of 100% human hair will make you the talk of the town. Perfect for any occasion. The Hair Scarf blends in so well-no one will ever know the difference!

Place your order today

www.bernardjames.us

No Apologoies

After missing the entire month of January, Diamond and Gem want all our devoted followers to know...we have forgotten you.

Luckily, today I remembered you all.

Diamond has been busy. And I have been lazy.

I predict that this weekend a new cream poem may be added to our repertoire.

Stay tuned. Even when we forget about you.